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Terms of Use
&
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COPYRIGHT NOTICES

Except as otherwise identified, all portions of this Website are 2003 R-Squared Computing, Inc. All rights reserved. The mention of, use of or reference to any company, trademark or product on this website is not a challenge to the trademark of copyright in question.

There has been no intent to infringe on any intellectual property owned by any companies.

All content otherwise included on this website is copyright 2007 by Heretic Cow Publishing Company.

All of the Site Materials, including the graphical display of this Site and all information contained in this Site, are the property of Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. or our licensors, suppliers or affiliates. The Site Materials and the Databases are protected by law, including, but not limited to, United States and international copyright law and trademark law, as well as other state, federal, and international laws and regulations. Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. owns a copyright in this Site as a collective work and/or compilation, and in the selection, coordination, arrangement, and enhancement of the Site Materials. Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. does not claim any rights in unaltered government data.

Except as provided in this User Agreement, we do not grant you any rights under any copyrights or trademarks. Accordingly, unauthorized use or reproduction of any Site Materials may violate copyright laws, trademark laws, laws pertaining to privacy and publicity rights, or other laws or regulations. Please be aware that we actively and aggressively enforce our intellectual property rights to the fullest extent of the law.

Use of this Site, the Site Materials and the Databases

Except as expressly permitted by us in writing, you agree that you will not, directly or indirectly, use any of the Databases or the information contained therein for any purposes whatsoever.  Without limiting the foregoing, you agree that you will not, directly or indirectly, use the Databases without our prior written authorization. Other arrangements with respect to the Databases may be available, but only with our express written permission. Please send an e-mail to info@hereticcow.com to receive additional information about the possibility of alternative arrangements regarding the Databases.

The information contained regarding any outside entities that may be provided on Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. is provided for business lookup purposes and is not to be used for marketing or telemarketing applications. This information may not be copied or redistributed and is provided "AS IS" without warranty of any kind. In no event will Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. or its suppliers be liable in any way with regard to such information

Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. may include a variety of features, such as bulletin boards, chat rooms, and email, that allow feedback to Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. and real-time interaction between users and other features, such as personalized homes pages and e-mail that allow users to communicate with others. Responsibility for what is posted on bulletin boards, chat rooms and other public posting areas on Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. lies with each.  Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. does not control the messages, information or files that others may provide through Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc.. It is a condition of your use of  Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. that you do not:

  • Restrict or inhibit any other user from using and enjoying Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc..
  • Use Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. to post or transmit any unlawful, threatening, abusive, libelous, defamatory, obscene, vulgar, pornographic, profane or indecent information of any kind, including without limitation any transmissions constituting or encouraging conduct that would constitute a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability or otherwise violate any local, state, national or international law.
  • Use Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. to post or transmit any information, software or other material that violates or infringes upon the rights of others, including material that is an invasion of privacy or publicity rights or that is protected by copyright, trademark or other proprietary right, or derivative works with respect thereto, without first obtaining permission from the owner or right holder.
  • Use Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. to post or transmit any information, software or other material that contains a virus or other harmful component.
  • Use Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. to post, transmit or in any way exploit any information, software or other material for commercial purposes, or that contains advertising.
  • Use Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. to advertise or solicit to anyone to buy or sell products or to make donations of any kind, without the express written approval of Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc..
  • Gather for the purpose of spamming e-mail addresses that have been posted by other users of Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc..
  • You understand that Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. has no obligation to monitor any bulletin boards, chat rooms, or other areas of  Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. through which users can supply information or material. However, Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. reserves the right at all times to disclose any information as necessary to satisfy any law, regulation or governmental request, or to refuse to post or to remove any information or materials, in whole or in part, that in Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc.'s sole discretion are objectionable or in violation of these Terms of Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc..

Password Maintenance and Responsibility

If you wish to access certain areas of this Site or the Site Materials available on or through certain areas of this Site, you must choose a password during your completion of this Site's registration process. By registering, you represent, warrant and covenant that: (i) you are at least 18 years of age; (ii) you are using your actual identity; (iii) you have provided only true, accurate, current and complete information about yourself during the registration process; and (iv) you will maintain and promptly update the information that you provide to keep it true, accurate, current and complete.

By logging onto this Site using any password, you represent, warrant and covenant that you are authorized to use such password and to engage in the activities that you conduct thereunder. You agree to be solely responsible for the confidentiality and use of your password, as well as for any activities conducted on or through this Site using your password. If you wish to cancel a password, or if you become aware of any loss, theft or unauthorized use of a password, please notify us immediately. We reserve the right to delete or change any password at any time and for any reason.

Term and Termination

We reserve the right, at any time and for any reason, without notice to you, (i) to deny you access to this Site, any Site Materials, or any portion thereof; (ii) to change, remove or discontinue any of the Site Materials or services available on or through this Site; or (iii) to terminate this User Agreement. No shoes, no shirt, no service.

Our Privacy Policy

We consider the protection of our users' personal data to be important. Therefore, we have adopted a Privacy Policy outlining our personal data collection and use practices. Please refer to it for details about how we collect and use personal information from users of this Site. Any changes to the Privacy Policy will be posted on this Site, and you should periodically consult this Site to stay apprised of any such changes.

Links to Other Sites

This Site may contain links to other sites on the World Wide Web for the convenience of our users. These other sites have not been reviewed by us and are maintained by third parties over which we exercise no control. Accordingly, we expressly disclaim any responsibility for the content of these other sites and for the availability, accuracy, reliability, completeness, currency, quality, performance or suitability of the information, products and services available or advertised on or through these other sites. Moreover, these links do not imply, directly or indirectly, our endorsement of or affiliation with any other site or site owner, or any information, products or services provided by any third party. When leaving this Site, you should be aware that our terms and policies may no longer govern, and, therefore, you should review the applicable terms and policies of each linked site.

Third Party Content

Some of the Site Materials, including, but not limited to, legal information, product reviews, news, data, research, analysis and opinions, may be provided by Third Parties . As a general matter, we believe that the Third Parties obtain such information, materials and other content from sources that they deem to be reliable. However, we make no representations with respect to, nor do we guarantee or endorse the availability, accuracy, reliability, completeness, currency, quality, performance, suitability, or correct sequencing of any information, materials or other content provided by any of the Third Parties. We do not endorse, oppose or edit any opinion or analysis expressed by any of the Third Parties. We assume no responsibility or liability for any information, materials or other content provided by any of the Third Parties.

Permission to Use Your Submissions

Any and all suggestions, feedback, ideas, concepts, comments, illustrations and other materials that you disclose or offer to us on or in connection with this Site or any Site Materials ("Submissions") are submitted without any restrictions or expectation of confidentiality. You agree that we will exclusively own, and you hereby assign to us without compensation or further obligation, all rights now known or hereafter existing to the Submissions of every kind and nature throughout the universe. You further agree that we will be entitled to unrestricted use of the Submissions for any purpose whatsoever, commercial or otherwise, without compensation to you, including the right to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, transmit, publicly perform or display, translate, create derivative works from, or otherwise communicate to the public the Submissions on this Site or elsewhere. You will not assert any proprietary right or moral right of any kind with respect to any Submissions.

Confidentiality on the Internet

Use of the Internet is solely at your own risk and is subject to all applicable local, state, federal, and international laws and regulations. While we have endeavored to create a secure and reliable site, please be advised that the confidentiality of any communication or material transmitted to us over the Internet cannot be guaranteed. Consequently, neither we nor our affiliates are responsible for the security of any information transmitted via the Internet, the accuracy of the information contained on this Site, or for the consequences of any reliance on such information. You must make your own determination as to these matters.

Site Monitoring

We reserve the right to view, monitor and record activity on this Site without notice to or permission from you. We may disclose any records, electronic communications, information, materials or other content of any kind (i) if we believe in good faith that the law or legal process requires it; (ii) if such disclosure is necessary or appropriate to operate this Site; or (iii) to protect our rights or property or the rights or property of our users and business partners. However, we are not responsible for screening, policing, editing or monitoring this Site.

We are committed to complying with copyright and related laws, and expect all users of this Site to comply with such laws as well. Using this Site to transmit any content or to engage in any activity that infringes any copyright or any other right of a third party violates this User Agreement. You represent and warrant to Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. that you own, or are otherwise lawfully authorized to use, any information, materials or other content that you transmit to or through this Site, and that the use of the same does not violate copyright or related laws and will not cause injury to any person or entity.

If notified of an allegation that this Site contains infringing, defamatory, damaging, illegal or offensive records, electronic communications, information, materials or other content, we may investigate the allegation and determine in our sole discretion whether to remove or request the removal of the same from this Site. Notices to us regarding any alleged copyright infringement on this Site should be directed to any posted email account.

Events Beyond Our Control

You absolve and release us and our affiliates from any claim of harm resulting from any cause(s) over which we or they do not have direct control, including, but not limited to, failure of electronic or mechanical equipment or communication lines, telephone or other interconnect problems, computer viruses or other damaging code or data, unauthorized access, theft, operator errors, severe weather, earthquakes, natural disasters, strikes or other labor problems, wars, or governmental restrictions.

Limitations of Liability

YOU AGREE THAT NEITHER WE NOR OUR AFFILIATES WILL BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES RESULTING FROM YOUR USE OF, OR RELIANCE UPON, THIS SITE, ANY SITE MATERIALS, OR ANY PRODUCTS OR SERVICES OBTAINED ON OR THROUGH THIS SITE. IN THE EVENT OF ANY PROBLEM WITH THIS SITE, ANY SITE MATERIALS, OR ANY PRODUCTS OR SERVICES OBTAINED ON OR THROUGH THIS SITE, YOU AGREE THAT YOUR SOLE REMEDY IS TO CEASE USING SUCH ITEM(S).  UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR ANY INTENTIONAL TORT COMMITTED TO OR BY A USER OR ANY OTHER PERSON, WILL Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. , IT'S SUBSIDIARY/PARENT COMPANY OR AFFILIATES BE LIABLE  FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES THAT RESULT FROM THE USE OF, OR INABILITY TO USE Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc.. IN ANY CASE THE LIABILITY OF Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. SHALL BE LIMITED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW.

YOU AGREE THAT UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL WE OR OUR AFFILIATES, OR ANY OF OUR OR THEIR RESPECTIVE DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, SHAREHOLDERS, PROPRIETORS, PARTNERS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, REPRESENTATIVES, SERVANTS, ATTORNEYS, PREDECESSORS, SUCCESSORS OR ASSIGNS, BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, PUNITIVE, EXEMPLARY OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, LOST PROFITS AND DAMAGES THAT RESULT FROM INCONVENIENCE, DELAY, OR LOSS OF USE) ARISING OUT OF USE OF THIS SITE, ANY SITE MATERIALS, ARRANGEMENTS MADE BASED ON INFORMATION OBTAINED ON OR THROUGH THIS SITE, OR PRODUCTS OR SERVICES OBTAINED ON OR THROUGH THIS SITE, EVEN IF WE OR THEY HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. Because some states do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, this limitation may not apply to you.

Indemnity

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. and our affiliates, and our and their respective directors, officers, shareholders, proprietors, partners, employees, agents, representatives, servants, attorneys, predecessors, successors and assigns, from and against any and all claims, proceedings, damages, injuries, liabilities, losses, costs and expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees and litigation expenses), relating to or arising from (i) your use of this Site, any Site Materials, or any products or services obtained on or through this Site, (ii) any arrangements you make based on information obtained on or through this Site, or (iii) any breach by you of this User Agreement.

Governing Law and Selection of Venue

You agree that this User Agreement is made in, and will be construed and enforced in accordance with, Florida law (without regard to its provisions governing conflicts of law), as applied to agreements entered into and completely performed in Florida. You agree that any action arising out of the content of this Site, your use of the Site Materials, or any action to enforce this User Agreement will be brought only in the state courts presiding in Broward county, Florida., and you expressly agree to be subject to the jurisdiction of such courts. Use of this Site is limited solely to persons who agree to resolve any and all disputes pertaining to this Site in the federal and state courts of Florida , and such an agreement is an express condition to use of this Site. This Site is controlled and operated by Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. from its offices within the United States . We make no representation that this Site or the Site Materials are appropriate or available for use outside of the United States , and access to this Site or the Site Materials from territories where their contents are illegal is prohibited. Those who choose to access this Site or the Site Materials from locations outside of the United States do so of their own volition and are responsible for compliance with applicable local laws.

Miscellaneous

Failure to insist on strict performance of any provisions of this User Agreement will not operate as a waiver of any subsequent default or failure of performance. No waiver of any provision of this User Agreement will be valid unless in writing and acknowledged in writing or electronically by both parties. If any portion of this User Agreement is adjudged invalid or unenforceable by a court of competent jurisdiction, the remaining portions will remain valid, enforceable, and in effect. No joint venture, partnership, employment or agency relationship exists between you and Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. as a result of this User Agreement or your use of this Site or any Site Materials. Any rights not expressly granted herein are reserved by Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc.. This User Agreement constitutes the entire agreement between you and Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. with respect to your use of this Site and the Site Materials, and supersedes any and all prior understandings or agreements between you and Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc., whether written or oral. You acknowledge that, in providing you access to and use of this Site and the Site Materials, we have relied on your acceptance of this User Agreement.

Children's Privacy Statement for Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc.

This children's privacy statement explains our practices with respect to the online collection and use of personal information from children under the age of thirteen, and provides important information on your rights under federal law with respect to such information.

  • We do NOT knowingly collect personally identifiable information from children under the age of thirteen as part of Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc.. We screen users who wish to provide personal information in order to prevent users under the age of thirteen from providing such information. If we become aware that we have inadvertently received personally identifiable information from a user under the age of thirteen as part of Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc., we will delete such information from our records. If we change our practices in the future, we will obtain prior, verifiable parental consent before collecting any personally identifiable information from children under the age of thirteen as part of Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc..
  • Because we do not collect any personally identifiable information from children under the age of thirteen as part of Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc., we also do NOT knowingly distribute such information to third parties.
  • We do NOT knowingly allow children under the age of thirteen to publicly post or otherwise distribute personally identifiable contact information through Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc..
  • Because we do not collect any personally identifiable information from children under the age of thirteen as part of Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc., we do NOT condition the participation in Heretic Cow Publishing Company / hereticcow.com / R-Squared Computing, Inc. online activities of a child under thirteen on providing personally identifiable information.

Actions against Heretic Cow Publishing Company and/or affiliated attorneys

IT IS AGREED AND UNDERSTOOD THAT ANY ACTIONS, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THOSE FOR NEGLIGENCE, BREACH OF CONTRACT, PROFESSIONAL MALPRACTICE, OR TORT, THAT YOU OR YOUR AGENTS OR ATTORNEYS BRING AGAINST Heretic Cow Publishing Company, LLC. AND/OR ANY AFFILIATED ATTORNEYS LLC. MUST BE BROUGHT IN EITHER THE COUNTY OR CIRCUIT COURT OF BROWARD COUNTY, FLORIDA.  THE SAME IS TRUE FOR ANY ACTIONS BROUGHT AGAINST YOU BY Heretic Cow Publishing Company LLC. OR ITS AFFILIATES.   THIS IS A CONTRACTUAL PROVISION THAT MAY NOT BE WAIVED.  ALL OBJECTIONS TO JURISDICTION AND VENUE ARE WAIVED.

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